May 2013
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
“Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via feelgood-andhealthy)
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
